HURRAY!

it is officially christmas break! and we get two whole weeks off!!!
woo hoo!!!
honestly though, i have no idea what i'm going to do because school does take up most of my time and without it all i can think to do is sleep.
which doesn't sound that bad, but still kinda boring.
there's a kid at my school that insists boredom causes cancer. if that's true i should probably be dead by now, cause i'm bored beyond belief.
what about you? person who is probably not really reading this.
are you bored?
probably since you're reading a lame blog. what a bummer for you. newb!

A BLOODY OUTRAGE IN THE EYES OF THE SCORNED!!!!

Yeah there's a flashy title cause I'm freak'n PO'd!!!!!!!

here's the deal. i have read so many reviews of stuck up, pompous, hobo-destined, over-educated, alcohol dependent MORONS some call movie critics, reviewing the movie Twilight. they're saying it was a "boring" "preprogrammed" "snoozer".
ARE YOU FREAK'N KIDDING ME!!!!
I'll tell you why critics seem to think this. Because when those idiots hear the word vampire, they immediately think "ooo, bloodsucking hell spawn!" "Yippie! Emotionless coffin-dwellers" or "woo hoo, Buffy The Vampire Slayer!!!!" and I tell you I'm sick of it!!!
here's the deal (directed solely at critics) assholes, vampirism is the backdrop of a ROMANCE. I'll tell you why you were disappointed, because the second you bought that ticket you already had a landscape of some gory blood shedding horror story burned into your expectations. the reason why so many teenage girls love it was because in going to the movie, we were able to experience the unseen events that before could only be imagined come to life before our very eyes! We scream and freak because we want to see the googley-eyes, and the secret kisses, and the deep conversations. and sure, we wanna see some kick ass vampire fighting too, but that is not the main point of the film!
you can watch any old school vamp movie you want, but you will not be able to tell me the plot of the story. and do you wanna know why? BECAUSE NOTHING HAPPENS!!!. it's just kill, after kill, after kill.
Edward Cullen is the ideal boyfriend any girl could dream for. Jacob Black is the one you would always want on your side. Alice is blinding light in darkness, Emmett is a small chuckle in a moment of intense panic, EVERYTHING THEY DO HAS A PURPOSE! and us, the readers, know that. we see that, we dream that, and we live for that. This movie is not about vampires, it's not about scandal and deception, it's about the fact that love can grow and flourish even under impossible circumstances.
this film did not have a massive budget, and they did not have many resources. considering that, I was damn impressed with how it came out. and I fully intend to go see New Moon, which will be better because now there is more money, and more inspiration.
and let me tell you something else, critics, when i go to see New Moon...I am gonna scream, and yell, make T-shirts, throw a party, and sit close to the screen until my eyes bleed.
because I am a Twilight addict, an O.C.D., a bookworm, and a fourteen year old teenage girl,
and I am DAMN PROUD OF IT!!!!!!
put that in your pipe and smoke it!!!

i gotz a picture nowz!

i just figured out (yest it took me that long) that i can put some pictures on my blog. haha. i know i'm kinda stupid sometimes. so i decided to put my Twilight Logo on my blog. i made it up myself, with the help of my friend Britt. it's totally awesome and 100% original. like those bubs in suits could come up with something that cool. you wanna see some more of my creations you can check out my page on Tagged. my screen name on there is Inconditia, just look it up.
click here!

assistance please.

okay. since i am a completely pathetic soul. and probably have no chance at love coming in the near future. I'm writing a story. I'd call it a book, but I'm only a few chapters into it so nothing's definite.
but what i'm asking of you good people who own computers, is that because i have no relationship experience (at all; pitiful) i want you hear about yours. so tell me anything that you think i can use for my story. i only ask that you keep your posts PG-13. because obviously i don't want to know everything. if you know what I mean.
but if you bother to read my blog, post a comment and help me out.

Happy Holidays

hello people who bother to read my blog.
just wanted to wish everyone a Merry Christmas.
I honestly love love love Christmas. even though it's cold and nippy
outside and my toes go numb every five minutes. Everyone always
pays attention around Christmas. Suddenly it's all about the children.
total cliche. but still. Have you ever seen how much people notice
children around Christmastime? It's to sweet. Little kids are suddenly
into writing letters and giving to others, adults are suddenly aware of
all the options of what to get their kids, IT'S A FREAK'N LOVE FEST!!!
Happy Holidays everyone!!!

Happy Turkey Day

precicely the heading. HAPPY TURKEY DAY FOLKS! give your thanks, god bless your loved ones, and continue to rock! HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYBODY!!!

New Book Alerts

Hey, I've got some awesome book suggestions. most of them involve a romance of some sort, so it's mostly girly. but if you think you'd be into it, check out these books.

1. The Moorchild
2. Burned
3. Incantation
4. No Shame, No Fear
5. Generation Dead
6. Fablehaven

that's all I can think of right now. If I find some, I'll post them later. and if you have any recomendations, don't hesitate to comment on them.

Waiting

I am in agony right now. It's already been settled that I get to buy the new nano-chromatic with the birthday money I recieved. But I still have to wait until I can buy it online, and then I have to wait until it arrives. and then I get to go to see Wicked with my school's drama club, but not until January. and I don't want to make time go faster, I'm one of those live in the moment kind of people, but the problem is: nothing is happening at this moment! I need something to do or look forward to. Twilight comes out in twenty days, but that seems like ages away.
I've turned to books for support, since the television networks have not satisfied me with any good movies. so if you have any books that could possibly pass the time for me, PLEASE do not hesitate to post. I read almost everything. Preferably romances and suspenseful things, I have no life, I need to live through the stories. Okay, you have your mission, FIND ME SOME BOOKS PLEASE!!!

ArE tHeRe RuLeS 4 KiSsiNg???

i recently participated in a little game of spin the bottle. trick is, there were no guys there. that's right, it was me and four of my closest friends. all girls.
no, i haven't really told anyone, ESPECIALLY not my parents. but what i want to know is, is it really so wrong to kiss another girl? it's not like there's anything behind it, you can kiss a guy for no reason, why not a girl? and we didn't read into it, and it was just a peck and you're done!
and another thing, why do guys think it's so "hot" when girls kiss? what's the big deal? do they also think that when they see another couple (girl and guy) kiss? probably not.
is there really a rule that says you can only kiss someone of the opposite gender?
no.
is it wrong to kiss someone for no reason?
that can depend on the circumstances.
am I bi?
nope, trust me, I really like guys.
so come on and comment! i wanna read what you say.

whoops

I haven't posted in nearly a year.
ha. ha. yeah I know it's not that funny.

Anyway, there's nothing to tell. My life is basic and dull except for my insane friends and some of the weird things I get myself into.
oh...wait a second, that is interesting. ha. ha--yeah not that funny either. I must be really off my groove today. not like anybody reads this. so why am I still writing?

whatever. bye.

Hmmmm....

Guess who's bored to tears....ME!!! yay! I've had a good/bad week because I was sufficiently lucky all week, yet none of my friends care about me what-so-ever. So yeah, these are the weeks I will treasure in my old age. kinda like my uncle Jerry, who by the way ladies is still single, and he's only 35! you're welcome uncle Jerry. Talk to you all later.

NONE

NOTHING IS HAPPENING!
COOL!

UNCLES

Okay, my uncle J is pretty cool. Seriously, my friends totally love him and he's really funny. All in all my family is really cool, we're always laughing and enjoying ourselves. Especially when he's here. but there are things he does that make him a little hard to handle. for example:

1. He sleeps on our couch till noon
2. He eats all of our cheese
3. He takes three hour showers like six times a day (dramatization)
4. He listens to music from the 60's-90's
5. He's always talking! like non stop talking!

But I guess I am lucky to have such a cool uncle. Even though he's a total pain. lol, jk, he's cool. Oh, and Uncle J if you're reading this, I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!

SNOW DAY

Okay, I have now come up with the top-10 things to do on a snow day...

1. build a snowman
2. make a set of snow stairs leading up to a high tree
3. make a huge sled ramp out of snow and record where you land and where your sled lands
4. stay inside and drink hot chocolate
5. stay in and play video games :P
6. Call up a bunch of your friends and go see a movie
7. Have a snow-war with your siblings or even your parents
8. Take a really really really long shower
9. Watch a marathon of your favorite movies
10. catch up on homework.....I'm so joking! no one does homework on a snowday!

I thank your for reading Pip's Top-10 ways to spend a snow day!

Memorobilia of the Week

Here is this weeks memorobilia of the week!

1. A boy named "T" asked me out, and I said yes.
2. It snowed like 7 inches.
3. I was one of few who aced my science test.
4. I read the first chapters of a really sad book.
5. my gym class did a whole roller blading unit.
6. saw the movie Juno for the third time.
7. saw the movie Sidney White for the second time.
8. saw the movie Georgia Rule, it was the biggest piece of crap I've ever seen.
9. went to a forensics meet, did ok.
10. looked at a picture of a really cute puppy.

and that is Pip's Memorobilia of the Week! Thanks for reading!

memorobilia of the week

1. went to a baptism
2. tried a new hairstyle that looks really cool
3. my friend C came back to school YAY
4. went to a poetry thing at the library
5. got some new songs on my ipod
6. started a really sad book
7. my friend broke up with her boyfriend :(
8. kept my room messy all week
9. watched TV
10. my lil brother cut a hole in my other brother's shirt

and that is what happened to me this week! thanks for reading!

memorobilia of the week

okay, this week there isn't much to remember, so here we go...

1. performed in a french cabaret at my school
2. signed up for forensics
3. my mom made a quilt (it's her first)
4. my friend A got a detention (it's her first)
5. we had a tornado (so that's kinda big)
6. I went cave camping, that's camping in a cave!
7. met a cute guy, he's 16, out of my league, and his first initial is P
8. went to a Ben & Jerrys and got the best shake ever!
9. did some fun labs in science class.
10. watched that episode of family guy where peter fights with the chicken for like ten minutes.

okay, so that is my memorobilia of the week, guess some interresting stuff did happen, alrighty, thanks for reading, ta ta, pip pip, cheerio, la dee da, bye!

P if your reading this, hi!! how are you, I'm fine, k, bye!

~*NEWS*~

alrighty, here it goes, nothing is happening in town so far. I can't get a date, and all my friends have boyfriends except for C and A (I only use their first initials) plus C and A have so much potential so I know this won't last long. I on the other hand am totally helpless. I just can't believe how hard it is to find a boy who is sweet and funny, maybe a little imature but still sweet. I just summed up like half the guys in my school, and still no boyfriend, sad isn't it. If you got any tips for me, drop a comment!!!