Yeah there's a flashy title cause I'm freak'n PO'd!!!!!!!
here's the deal. i have read so many reviews of stuck up, pompous, hobo-destined, over-educated, alcohol dependent MORONS some call movie critics, reviewing the movie Twilight. they're saying it was a "boring" "preprogrammed" "snoozer".
ARE YOU FREAK'N KIDDING ME!!!!
I'll tell you why critics seem to think this. Because when those idiots hear the word vampire, they immediately think "ooo, bloodsucking hell spawn!" "Yippie! Emotionless coffin-dwellers" or "woo hoo, Buffy The Vampire Slayer!!!!" and I tell you I'm sick of it!!!
here's the deal (directed solely at critics) assholes, vampirism is the backdrop of a ROMANCE. I'll tell you why you were disappointed, because the second you bought that ticket you already had a landscape of some gory blood shedding horror story burned into your expectations. the reason why so many teenage girls love it was because in going to the movie, we were able to experience the unseen events that before could only be imagined come to life before our very eyes! We scream and freak because we want to see the googley-eyes, and the secret kisses, and the deep conversations. and sure, we wanna see some kick ass vampire fighting too, but that is not the main point of the film!
you can watch any old school vamp movie you want, but you will not be able to tell me the plot of the story. and do you wanna know why? BECAUSE NOTHING HAPPENS!!!. it's just kill, after kill, after kill.
Edward Cullen is the ideal boyfriend any girl could dream for. Jacob Black is the one you would always want on your side. Alice is blinding light in darkness, Emmett is a small chuckle in a moment of intense panic, EVERYTHING THEY DO HAS A PURPOSE! and us, the readers, know that. we see that, we dream that, and we live for that. This movie is not about vampires, it's not about scandal and deception, it's about the fact that love can grow and flourish even under impossible circumstances.
this film did not have a massive budget, and they did not have many resources. considering that, I was damn impressed with how it came out. and I fully intend to go see New Moon, which will be better because now there is more money, and more inspiration.
and let me tell you something else, critics, when i go to see New Moon...I am gonna scream, and yell, make T-shirts, throw a party, and sit close to the screen until my eyes bleed.
because I am a Twilight addict, an O.C.D., a bookworm, and a fourteen year old teenage girl,
and I am DAMN PROUD OF IT!!!!!!
put that in your pipe and smoke it!!!
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